(NOT one of those other Christians!)
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LOL!!!
EDIT: (((Bella & Kerilyn))) Let’s have lunch tomorrow? We can eat at Chik-Fil-A–a TRUE CHRISTIAN restaurant!!! Hee hee Then maybe we can stop by the print shop–I want to get some t-shirts printed up as well. Great idea Bella! We can wear them to the next R&S picnic.
Edit 2: Thanks Dolores! You can come to lunch with us tomorrow! I’ll bring my 50lb. Bible & we can all read it before lunch! LOL
Yes, but I boycotted the place that sells them because they also sell the True Atheist cards that say Atheism: The Logical Choice:p Now I have to print my own and I’m out of cardstock so I just print them on recycled issues of the Watchtower, that way I’m helping the JW’s too when I hand out my True Christian cards.
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Naturally! Here, have one of mine:
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Beano
"TRUE CHRISTIAN!!!"
(NOT one of those other Christians!)
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LOL!!!
EDIT: (((Bella & Kerilyn))) Let’s have lunch tomorrow? We can eat at Chik-Fil-A–a TRUE CHRISTIAN restaurant!!! Hee hee Then maybe we can stop by the print shop–I want to get some t-shirts printed up as well. Great idea Bella! We can wear them to the next R&S picnic.
Edit 2: Thanks Dolores! You can come to lunch with us tomorrow! I’ll bring my 50lb. Bible & we can all read it before lunch! LOL
I thought they got it tattooed on their foreheads.
You can always recognize the true Christians because they write in capital letters only
no and no…I wear a big cross though and try to let my light shine so that people would know by the way I conduct my life that I am a Christian.
no, but if you hold the card up to the light, it turns into a cockroach and scurries away into a dark corner
i don’t know why that image came to my head
Yes and with plenty of exclamation marks too.
I don’t personally know any who say "I am a true Christian", but believe in, "When my life they see, may they behold Thee."
I have some big font for ya. Bend over and I’ll show you where to put it.
if it was the true Christian business, then perhaps.
personally i’d prefer to get
"naitsirhC eurT" tattoed on my fist or glove, so when i smack people…
I don’t have business cards, but I did get it printed on all my shirts
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BELLA
TRUE CHRISTIAN
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Beano and I shop at the same store!
Kerilyn…I thought I had seen you there!
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No, the True Christian doesn’t speak, but takes his/her Bible everywhere they go – the 50 LB Edition.
Never leave home without it.
and mine has it in pink letters*
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KERILYN
TRUE CHRISTIAN*
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(Beano & Quella)
no, just the imprimatur … embossed …. with gold
LOL
or "truer than you-Christian"
They get it in the same font as those illuminated manuscripts that monks used to make.
Yes, but I boycotted the place that sells them because they also sell the True Atheist cards that say Atheism: The Logical Choice:p Now I have to print my own and I’m out of cardstock so I just print them on recycled issues of the Watchtower, that way I’m helping the JW’s too when I hand out my True Christian cards.
no, it’s in small print…right after compassionate and humble.
LOL
my business card doesn’t say True Christian….